"From a young age, I didn’t really want to follow the crowds, even if that made me unpopular or not cool…I probably should try a lot harder to pretend to be cool, but I’m really not."
“Quinn’s looking especially lifeless tonight, Rachel. You should totally ask her out.”
“She’s the most beautiful zombie in town, Brittany. I wouldn’t stand a chance.”
“But, Rach, you’re the most talented zombie in town. And Quinn loves your voice.”
“Yeah. She absolutely dies every time you sing in Glee. You should perform a song for her.”
“I wouldn’t even know what to sing.”
“Something by the Grateful Dead. I hear she’s a huge Deadhead.”
“I don’t know if I could pull of the Grateful Dead. Any other suggestions?”
“You could try Disco.”
“Disco is dead, Brittany.”
Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in a raspy burr — he fell to…
Wee foxes on an island adventure
That’s just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.